不吃剁椒鱼头有感
自小就不喜欢吃鱼。弹剑而歌食无鱼,我所不解。然而,人在广州,籍系湖南,一出吃饭,最常碰到的菜偏偏是剁椒鱼头。不仅大大小小的湘菜馆皆以鱼头为招牌菜,川、鄂、赣、贵诸省乃至粤菜馆也有推荐鱼头的。于是,做客,主人点上一头,照顾我的乡愁;为东,点上一头,表示我的客气;那怕同乡会饮,也要点个鱼头,说什么能止馋瘾。惟鱼在盆里,我视而不见,始终不愿动筷子,于是,或主或客都要问一句为什么。答曰:过敏。主客都摇头,叹曰,河鱼过敏,怪。我说,何怪之有呢?
上海朋友劝菜,我说不,他便说,湖南人竟不吃鱼头么?我说,上海人都怕老婆,你怎么包了二奶?北京朋友劝菜,我说不,他便说,湖南人竟不吃鱼头么?我说,北京人都是侃爷,你怎么木讷近仁?湖南朋友劝菜,我说不,他便说,湖南人竟不吃鱼头么?我说,湖南人都是毛粉,你怎么写文章骂他?广东朋友劝菜,我说不,他便说,湖南人竟不吃鱼头么?我说,广东人都做生意,你怎么是个诗人?他们齐声答曰,哪里哪里,你误会了我。我说,这就对了,你也误会了我。谁说湖南人就非湘菜不欢呢?谁说湘菜的代表就是剁椒鱼头呢?
除了剁椒鱼头,还有更多更大的误会。譬如,湖南人都爱吃且能吃辣椒么?能吃辣椒的湖南人都会干革命么,都会搞出版么?惟楚有材于斯为盛是说湖南人杰地灵独步天下么?无湘不成军真是表彰湖南一省之人么?近代湖南之兴起真是天地灵气蕴蓄于衡岳间一旦而泄之么?依我之见,这全是误会。
不仅此也。不限于一时一地的误会更惊人。传统文化最适合国人安身立命么?外国的月亮更圆么?民主国家之间一定不会发生战争么?基督教天然优于其他宗教么?来华外资企业在环保、劳保方面是绝对表帅么?房价高企一定由官商勾结或地方保护主义造成么?依我之见,也全是误会。
用流行理论说话,可谓:误会是常态,理解是变态;误会之存在是交往的前提,交往的目的是减少误会以臻于同情与理解之境。用能近取譬说事,则作为湖南人的我,与作为吾友的你,首先要把剁椒鱼头的误会消除,方便于继续交往。能够消除误会,基于此一命题:剁椒鱼头是一道名菜,不是每个湖南人都爱吃剁椒鱼头。
但是,还有比承认这个命题更有意义的事情。拔一毛而利天下,不为也;这是杨朱哲学,未足为法。既然吃一筷鱼头也不会断送性命,我为什么不伸一筷子呢?一伸筷子,满座无向隅之憾,何乐不为呢?
自今而后,逢鱼头我便下箸。
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